Samy the Astronaut

The great Samy Vellu announced today:

"Saya syukur angkasawan kita telah meninggal dunia 10 hari, kini selamat dikebumi"

Samy Vellu ditemuramah tentang program angkasawan negara.

Samy: "...Bagi saya, ini semua adalah satu pembaziran atas duit rakyat.Kita sepatutnya tidak hantar mereka ke bulan, tapi hantar mereka pergimatahari. Barulah USA, Russia, respect sama kita...."

Penemuramah: Tapi Dato' Seri, matahari kan panas. Macam mana mau pergisana ?

Samy: Cit! itu pasal la u tara jadi mintri. Saya suda lebey 30 tahunjadi mintri, saya musti ada jalan penyelesaian. Kita jangan pergi siang, manyak panas. kita pigi malam, baru ada sujuuuuuk......

Help!! My friend needs a job

Just going through my e-mail and came across this "resume" by our "beloved" mentri's "resume" and he wanted to look for a job.....So,as a "favor" after he "helped" the country, im gonna post his "resume" here and anyone out there reading, please help this "poor" soul.....

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Cheers!!!